January 2011
43 posts
December 2010
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The weight of lies will bring you down And follow you to every town Cause nothing happens here that doesn�t happen there So when you run make sure you run To something and not away from _The Weight of Lies, the Avett Brothers
WatchThe Road to Beauty Amazing excerpt
5 Star Rating on Yelp/”Funny”
Minus one star for no parking. I know that Four Barrel is located in “The Mish,” but come on—I need parking! Why can’t Four Barrel do something about that?
Minus one star because I saw two bicycles outside.
Minus one star because I am confused and dismayed by the cafe’s layout.Minus one star for the boar head mounts. I...
To Go Home_Daniel Johnston
Hope baby my mind won’t slip Sailing on a sinking ship Into the sunset and back Dark night on a long highway Little lights in the houses say Somebody’s staying up late Oh, I’ll be true to you Oh yeah, you know I will I’ll be true to you forever or until I go home If I ever treated you mean You know that it was only because I was sorry I couldn’t have you...
dude, you stay up late
i like that in a friend
there is all this going to bed early barista shit. such drab.
[Kyle]
so true
fuck that
they fucking live on caffeine, don't they?
i don't understand
i've got a cup of joe right now
[You]
i seriously am not a morning person. if i had it my way i'd like the kyle lifestyle
wtf is your middle name
[Kyle]
chesterton
[You]
i need to know so i can monogram everything you own properly
i have never heard that name before
either you are lying. or you've never told me your middle name. thus i am not forgetting.
[Kyle]
i am a liar!
full of filth
ew
[You]
i knew it
[Kyle]
what is this, a butt rock band from 1998
it's matthew
i am saved
walk in peace, my child
[You]
that is chris' middle name
you guys can have a team now
[Kyle]
the matthews are totally going to dominate four square!
kings of the park playground
[You]
i tried to start a 4 square revival. turns out the squares need to be much bigger than what i remember
in order to play the game as an adult
[Kyle]
tell me you have one of those red boit balls
you will be my hero forever
heroess
[You]
like 50
[Kyle]
WHAT
[You]
i don't have a mattress. i have like 50 red balls. that i sleep on
[Kyle]
thought you were some kind of covert gym teacher
50?
[You]
49
[Kyle]
isn't that kind of greedy?
you could really make due with 25
[You]
who needs greed when you have balls
[Kyle]
HA
HAAAA
PUN
red ones too
[You]
i actually like to drink bawls
[Kyle]
10: 45pm
really?
[You]
only when i play 4 square
OH YEAH
[Kyle]
oh god i'm scared
[You]
kmb, i actually don't have any red balls, nor do i like to drink bawls.
i just made that up for my own pleasure
[Kyle]
clever like a cleaver
[You]
have you used that coffee maker?
i think its stupid
holiday sentiments with chat/text
last night i was kind of drunk-with my (new) friends at the bar. and i was telling them about you and your amazing puns but, i couldn’t come up with any of yours.i was a total beached fish in that conversation.
just cause they got their hooks in youi always need a good wing woman/man to go back and forth with. i hate when the vibe isn’t therei need to mail you a list of puns,...
Our cat is here, currently sitting beside me and on top of my telephone (very catlike). The other day I asked her for her Paw, and it seemed she didn’t hear me so I repeated Paw…Paw Paw Paw is my grandfathers’ name (Well at least growing up that is the southern way of saying pa pa, thus it is spelled how you say it) I just put this together, his name means paw of an animal said...
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“You can always tell when you like a guy, cuz you’re constantly mad at him.”
– ~ I’m Boy Crazy (via marie-bretagne)
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I decided to take a little detour from my “office work” so catch up on some local blogs. There was a photo of me on one (I am not using names because I have from to be weary of my blog showing up on searches) taken shortly after I arrived here. The last comment said Aly is my barista at KOV@H! (Intentionally misspelled) I do not know who this customer is, but I am flattered that...